stuff i like

Epic Russian.

zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(Source: zennmaister, via troyesivan)

— 13 hours ago with 96143 notes

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via tyleroakley)

— 13 hours ago with 890292 notes

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

(via troyesivan)

— 16 hours ago with 229505 notes

troylered:

Troye and I are the same person (x)

(via troyesivan)

— 16 hours ago with 27822 notes
Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end


Answer:

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

— 1 day ago with 46799 notes

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via tyleroakley)

— 1 day ago with 399228 notes
Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end


Answer:

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

— 1 day ago with 46799 notes

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via tyleroakley)

— 2 days ago with 598203 notes

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via troyesivan)

— 3 days ago with 189752 notes